​Minnie The Moocher… A Vampire Story

Lyrics By:
Dan Musgrove & Chad Hamlin
Music By:
Chad Hamlin & Erik Libbert
  
            Folks here’s a story about Minnie the Moocher
            She was a low down Hootchie-Coocher
            With Snow-White hair on her frazzled head
            She had a Dope-Witch dress
            That was poppy red
 
                        H-E-R-O-I-N
 
            Fashion Lady
            Insane crazy
            Pin-prick eyes, glazed heroin-blind
            O.D.’d in the alley
            So they left her behind
 
                        It’s all pink on the inside
 
                                    Poor little sister, no one ever missed ya’
 
                        H-E-R-O-I-N
 
            Pale Drifter
            Her undead savior
            Kiss-of-life, given just in time
            Hunted to hunter
            Queen of the Night
 
                        It’s all pink on the inside
 
                        H-E-R-O-I-N
 
            Serial-Killer
            Seeking pleasure
            Red rose petals fall upon soul drained of life
            Picked up Minnie the Moocher
            Guess it wasn’t his night
 
                        It’s all pink on the inside
 
                                    It’s all pink
                                                On the inside